but what if christine chapel and jim kirk meant to have no-strings-attached wild barnburner type sex, only then something super embarrassing happened — like christine caught jim giving his dick a pep talk in the bathroom, or sloppy mantears occurred for an unjustified reason, or jim accidentally shouted his own name when he came — and christine had to request a transfer because she couldn’t look at him or even hear his voice on the shipwide broadcasts without cracking the fuck up and it was starting to freak patients out
jim says he ~doesn’t remember~ but that’s aspirational, he only wishes he didn’t; the truth is he relives it in the stunningly vivid technicolor of abject mortification pretty much whenever he closes his eyes
that’s my new headcanon, that makes this better for me
This reminds me of Bakery Street. The adventures of Sherloaf Holmes and Johnnycake Wheatson, potrayed respectively by the actors Benedict Crumblebread and Martin Pieman.
Don’t forget Mycrust Holmes, Sherloaf’s brother.
Not to mention Detective Inspector Lestrudel over at Shortcake yard.
Often Sherloaf is thwarted by his nemesis, Moritarty, and his sidekick, Sebastian Meringue; but he always managed to pick up the breadcrumb trail and save the day!
The adventures they’ve had so far? A Study in Pie, The Blind Baker, The Great Génoise, and A Scandal in Bagelavia. Coming up soon: The Hound of the Bakewellville and The Reichenbach Fruitcake.
And have you met The Woman? Her name is Irene Puddingler, and she’s called ‘The Danishatrix’.
So I found out that I could make my computer sing to me…
The Supernatural Song
written by: the-family-business
sung by: a computer
Dean Winchester, Sammy too, Winchester, Dean and Sam
Sam and Dean and Castiel, Team Free Will will save you
kill the demons stop the war, apocalypse no more
Michael and Luci are gone, but oh no Sammy too!
Now Dean Winchester is sad, Sammy’s gone, and he’s mad
but Sam said to go and live with that one girl you fucked
Dean likes Lisa and Ben too, Lisa says Ben’s not his
even though there are some really weird resemblances
Lisa, who the fuck are you anyway? Take your kid
and leave my damn show alone, Oh my god Sam’s alive!
Dean tries to balance hunting, Sam, and Lisa and Ben
but it’s all too much and there is something wrong with Sam
He’s not normal, he’s not Sam. Who is he? Dean don’t know.
Finally Cas finds out that Sam is missing his soul
So they spend half the season working with a demon.
Crowley says he can help Sam but oh my gosh he lied!
Who the hell could have guessed that demons lie? What a shock.
Cas kills Crowley, burns his bones, and then Dean talks to Death.
Death says he can go to Hell, get Sam’s soul, all is well
but there is one little catch and Sam might not survive
so then Death puts up a wall in Sam’s mind, blocks out Hell
as long as this wall stays up, then Sam’s probably fine
Something about dragons and Purgatory and Mom.
Eve is the mother of all but oh, wait, now she’s dead.
Something weird is going on. Crowley may be alive.
but didn’t Cas burn his bones? Oh no, the angel lied!
He was really working with Crowley this whole damn time,
he gripped Sam tight, raised him, profound bonds for everyone!
Now he wants to save the world, eat the souls, nom nom nom.
Don’t you see, it’s all for you? Just go, leave me alone.
Damn it, Dean, I warned you. I have no choice. Sorry, Sam.
Oh no, there goes Sam’s Hell wall. Holy shit, Cas is God!
Godstiel kills Raphael, smites the bad, heals the blind.
Something else is going on, Cas is losing his mind.
Leviathan took over. Cas was sad, it’s too late.
Now Dean has to get Cas back, but Sammy’s missing too!
What is Dean going to do? Where is Cas? Is he there?
Leviathan is crazy, and where the hell is Sam?
Supernatural, Supernatural, Supernatural
Supernatural, oh, Supernatural