singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

reblogged 4 days ago @ 24 Aug 2014 with 109,902 notes via/source
XPUNS

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

reblogged 1 week ago @ 19 Aug 2014 with 123,337 notes via/source
XCANT BELIEVE XPUNS

mechinaries:

art trade with buckybuns! she drew steve and colored bucky, i drew bucky and colored steve

no but can you imagine all the heaven and hell puns

"hey steve, i’m feelin kinda……horny."

"oh really buck? why don’t you come here and i’ll give you a little piece of…..heaven."

reblogged 1 week ago @ 19 Aug 2014 with 479 notes via/source
Xthe frickin Xpuns Xsteve rogers Xbucky barnes

lupinslover:

The Marauders getting drunk and Sirius is just like “werewolf” and then points to Remus, “here wolf”.

reblogged 1 week ago @ 16 Aug 2014 with 42,602 notes via/source
Xwow Xhp Xpuns

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

reblogged 2 weeks ago @ 11 Aug 2014 with 114,892 notes via/source
XI CAN'T BELIEVE Xsteve rogers Xpuns X??

bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

reblogged 2 weeks ago @ 09 Aug 2014 with 34,751 notes via/source
XOMF Xi was tagged Xme Xpuns

jason todd calling grayson’s selfies ‘dick pics’

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 05 Aug 2014 with 1,719 notes via/source
Xfrick Xhe would though Xpuns Xjason todd Xdick grayson Xdc
ladyamazonshebeast:

vyrantium:

this is my favorite twitter account ever I swear to god

OH MY GOD

ladyamazonshebeast:

vyrantium:

this is my favorite twitter account ever I swear to god

OH MY GOD

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 02 Aug 2014 with 2,141 notes via/source
XOH MY GOD XI REGRET NEVER THINKING OF THIS PUN WHEN I PLAYED WOW XI WAS A FRICKING BEAR TANK XPUNS
sketchyscenario:

pettyartist:

Just got this snapchat from Satpix.
Emily what are you doing with your life.

HOENNHIEM

sketchyscenario:

pettyartist:

Just got this snapchat from Satpix.

Emily what are you doing with your life.

HOENNHIEM

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 01 Aug 2014 with 8,423 notes via/source
XI CANT BELIEVE Xvan hohenheim Xfullmetal alchemist Xpokemon Xpuns

calamitaswrath:

Fire Emblem Awakening AU where the Avatar is named Chrom, and Chrom constantly makes pun with his name.
(Captions included)

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 01 Aug 2014 with 4,259 notes via/source
XOMFG Xfire emblem Xpuns Xunbelievable