kurokutetsu said:
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. (did someone ask for puns)

omg BLESS UR FACE

answered 6 days ago @ 12 Sep 2014 with 7 notes
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damn-fall-out-boys:

phanlight:

if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity

reblogged 1 week ago @ 11 Sep 2014 with 30,982 notes via/source
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queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

reblogged 1 week ago @ 05 Sep 2014 with 38,300 notes via/source
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fourismywhore:

fourismywhore:

my boyfriend told me he loved me last night for the first time

i forgot to mention we both work at starbucks and were closing the store together last night and his exact words were

"I love you a latte"

reblogged 1 week ago @ 05 Sep 2014 with 72,143 notes via/source
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Elizabeth: You......you killed them! I can't believe you did that!
Me as Booker: (stifling laugh) I didn't Dewitt
reblogged 2 weeks ago @ 03 Sep 2014 with 5,732 notes via/source
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fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

reblogged 2 weeks ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 339,912 notes via/source
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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

reblogged 2 weeks ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 82,994 notes via/source
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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 24 Aug 2014 with 225,812 notes via/source
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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

reblogged 1 month ago @ 19 Aug 2014 with 125,839 notes via/source
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mechinaries:

art trade with buckybuns! she drew steve and colored bucky, i drew bucky and colored steve

no but can you imagine all the heaven and hell puns

"hey steve, i’m feelin kinda……horny."

"oh really buck? why don’t you come here and i’ll give you a little piece of…..heaven."

reblogged 1 month ago @ 19 Aug 2014 with 531 notes via/source
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