So instead of spooning, do [Kirk and Spock] spork?
There are puns
and then there’s the star trek reboot soundtracks
- Hack To the Future
- The Flask At Hand
- Hangar Management
- Enterprising Young Men
- A Whole In My Hearth
- I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Beam Up!
- Nice To Meld You
- I Gotta Beam Me
- Trekking Down the Narada
- Does It Still McFly?
- Nero Death Experience
- Warp Core Values
How was Star Trek Into Darkness? Well, you know, it had its pros and khans.
a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”
MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE
MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY