harry2016:

harry2016:

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker 

I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end

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unipacas:

i am so glad

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kurokutetsu said:
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. (did someone ask for puns)

omg BLESS UR FACE

answered 1 month ago @ 12 Sep 2014 with 6 notes
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damn-fall-out-boys:

phanlight:

if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity

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queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

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fourismywhore:

fourismywhore:

my boyfriend told me he loved me last night for the first time

i forgot to mention we both work at starbucks and were closing the store together last night and his exact words were

"I love you a latte"

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Elizabeth: You......you killed them! I can't believe you did that!
Me as Booker: (stifling laugh) I didn't Dewitt
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fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

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