“Well, it’s because he’s an angel, and all of his badass angel powers were congregating into his hair follicles because of the intense pressure of the atmosphere in Purgatory,”
”The answer I got from the writers was ‘Dean has knives,’”
I’m just going to stop and appreciate the fact that Jensen asked.
some end!verse fluff thoughts, because fight me that’s why
- cas grabs dean’s ass all the goddamn time, especially when he’s giving an important rallying speech or something
- that one time chuck walked in on them going at it
- that one time turns into those 30 times and chuck is like you guYS and they’re all “you’re a prophet, can’t u predict when and where we’ll be” and chuck storms off
- they raid a grocery store and cas shows up high and makes dean push him around in a grocery cart
- legolas and gimli-style how many croats can you kill off contests
- s h o t g u n n i n g
- dean finding something he thinks cas would like while on the road and bringing it back to camp
- giving each other tattoos
- how sometimes at night or sunset dean will slink into cas’s tent and rest his head in his lap and cas will just stroke his hair and not say anything snarky for awhile
what if Sam had boykinged up and taken over Hell and then destroyed it from within with his law skills
digging up all the ancient rules and exploiting loopholes to screw up the system until none of the demons can get anything done
"whoops, looks like that contract violated clause 92b, guess she gets to keep her soul after all"
"excuse me but have you filed the paperwork for this eternal torment here"