nasaofficial:

A very accurate summary of supernatural

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

malicious-melons:

“Every kiss begins with k” I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

intangibleinsight:

thegoldpiilot:

09-15-00:

And the world’s worst metaphor goes to Fifty Shades of Grey

bitch my smile goes up to 5k footage.

get on my level

guys are we sure this book wasn’t intended to be a comedy

sofilledwithfeeling:

Man after my own heart, that John.

(x)

kreetchur: